Kids, I’m gonna tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother(19.09.2005)

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@11 hours ago with 711 notes
#IM GONNA CRY 
einthecorgi:

I need a brush and a bath… but first.. breakfast?

einthecorgi:

I need a brush and a bath… but first.. breakfast?

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@12 hours ago with 465 notes
#LIFE 

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everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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@2 days ago with 488508 notes

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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@2 days ago with 122384 notes
#SALEM IS ALIVE #HE IS THE SAME AGE AS SHAGGY GOD BLESS #OH MY DAYS #ALL HAIL 
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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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@2 days ago with 77 notes
#starting a Frasier tag #frasier the favourite 
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